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Friday, February 24, 2006

New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Found on Naboo

(Gunga City, NB)
A new sex tape featuring hotel heiress Paris Hilton and Jar Jar Binks has been circulating on the galactic-wide-web. The site originally posting the video,, claims that the video has already been downloaded close to one billion times. The website has provided GN with several uncensored images from the tape. The image at right is the only which could be displayed without pixelation.

This is not the first time that a sex tape featuring Hilton has been released. In the past, tapes featuring Paris with Ponda Baba, Ben Quadineros, and even a group of banthas, among several others. This video marks the 47th such Hilton sex tapes. The Hilton family did not comment on the release of the tape, and hasn't commented on any tapes since the release of the the Bantha tape two years ago.


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